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Raisin Bread
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.

The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread,which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.

After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the bread herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd, staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?

"No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin'." - 'võdin, värin'

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Purjus kauboi astub salongi ja ütleb
"kõik kes minust vasakule jäävad on täielikud jobud ja paremale"
on täielikud idioodid.
Sellepeale tõuseb paremalt üks turske, karvane mees ja ütleb:
"kuule ma ei arva, et olen idioot"
"minugi poolest" ütleb kauboi rahulikult
'Min teisele poole.'

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I used t play tennis,football,hokey & baseball ,
But all this met its end after my son broke the computer.
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[Cöh]

Karupoeg Puhh ja tema sõber Notsu kõnnivad koos metsas. Järsku leiab Puhh tžinni.
Ta soovib tžinnilt kuhjaga mett.
Notsu käib peale: ,, Soovi mulle ka midagi! Soovi mulle ka midagi! ´´
Puhh soovib kuhjaga kondents piima.
Notsu ikkagi käib peale: ,, Soovi mulle ka midagi! Soovi mulle ka midagi! ´´
Puhh saab aga vihaseks ja ütleb Notsule: ,, Käi persse! ´´
Notsu küsib: ,, Puhh, kus ma olen? ´´

[SSJ_Silver]

Pole siia tükk aega vaadanud, aga sain nüüd vaadatud ja naersin ennast kõveraks Oehh, hommikune naer on värskendav
Jõudsin ära lugeda:
Top 10 ***** Computer Related Questions
It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX)
6 reasons not to mess with children - millest parim oli:The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Sex jokes

Kust te võtate neid?
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"White clouds rush under us, cold winds brush against our cheeks, together up here in these blue skies we can fly as high, and as far as our hearts will take us."

[Cöh]

[chi]

So anyway, George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates are on a plane flying over the US. And suddenly, Bush says, "Ya know, I think I'll make an American happy today." So he rolls down the window and throws a single dollar bill out. And then Bill Gates says, "Just one? Don't make me laugh! I'll make a million Americans happy today!" And he rolls down his window and throws a million dollar bills out. Finally, Bill Clinton says, "That's nothing! I can make the entire coutry happy today!" So he rolls down the window... and throws Bush out.

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Sa tead, et oled Eestis olnud liiga kaua, kui...

01. Sa tuhlad oma põhjalikus kilekotikollektsioonis (valdavalt Selver, Prisma ja Rimi), sorteerimaks, millised saab veel kasutada ning milliseid võib prügikottideks klassifitseerida.

02. Kui võõras naeratab sulle tänaval, siis sa eeldad, et ta on...
a) purjus
b) ameeriklane
c) briti seksturist

03. Sa pead sularahas arveldamist primitiivseks. Ka on halvenenud su peastarvutamisvõime.

04. Sa tarbid üle 6 tassi kohvi päevas ja pead liiga lahjaks kohvi, kus on alla 5 kohvilusika kohvipuru.

05. Kella poole seitsme ajal õhtul mõtled sa alateadlikult, millistest lähedalasuvatest poodidest võiks alkoholi saada.

06. Peale ostukeskustes hängivatele pubekate ei märka sa mingit tänavaelu.

07. Vaikus on... lõbus.

08. Telekavaatamine on kaotanud oma võlu. Kõike saab ju netist.

09. Välja sööma minnes ei eelda sa, et ettekandja võiks tulla, ulatada menüü ja küsida, mida sa soovid. Klienditeenindus ei ole enam seotud viisakusega.

10. Sa ei mõtle kaks korda sandaalide kandmisele siseruumides.

11. Sa tead, et lause "mul on uus peika" tähendus on "ma sain eile keppi".

12. Ja järgmisel päeval kui ohatakse: "me läksime lahku", tead sa, et tegelikult ta ei helistanud.

13. Sa oled täiesti nõus, et kodu ilma Wifita on sama mis kodu ilma elektri või kütteta.

14. Muutud momendilt kahtlustavaks, kui keegi sinuga tänaval rääkima hakkab.

15. Su halvast tujust saab su hea tuju.

16. Miski ei ole enam "suurepärane" või "võrratu". Kõik on "normaalne".

17. Sulle tundub, et miski on valesti, kui näed bussis rohkem lapsi kui vanadaame ja joodikuid.

18. Kui päike tuleb välja, vahid seda aknast mõned minutid.

16. Su ukseesine meenutab kingapoodi.

20. Kui sul on vaja taksot, tõstad telefoni ja tellid selle.

21. Ainsad vestlevad inimesed trammis või bussis häirivad sind.

22. Sa mõtled tõsiselt iganädalasele saunategemisele.

23. Lähed närvi, kui buss 2 minutit hilineb.

24. Su arusaam peost on kahanenud meeldivale vestlusele, vaiksele muusikale, snäkkidele ja muidugi alkoholile.

25. Kui märkad bussis valjul häälel rääkivaid inimesi eeldad kohe, et...
a) nad on purjus
b) nad on venelased
c) nii a) kui b)

26. Sa räägid inimestega läbi MSNi või Skype'i isegi siis, kui nad on sinust 2 meetri kaugusel.

27. Sinus on toimunud muutused:
a) sa aktsepteerid hapukoort toiduna
b) sa aktsepteerid šokolaadi toiduna
c) sa aktsepteerid.

28. Sa mõistad, miks eesti keeles puuduvad nii tulevik kui sugu.

29. Sa oled inimestega kohtudes lõpetanud "kuidas sul läheb?" küsimise. Suhtlemine muutub üha tähtsusetumaks.

30. Inimesi tervitades ütled sa "tere", "hei" või "tsau" ja hoiad distantsi. Sa pikendad antud sõnade viimaseid täishäälikuid, et mõjuda avatumalt.

31. Kui keegi kallistab sind kauem kui 2 sekundit, kahtlustad sa, et ta lööb sulle külge.

32. Su arusaam vürtsikast toidust on muutunud.

33. Sa oled nõus, et 80 kraadi saunas on jahe, ent 20 kraadi õues on julmalt palav. Samuti leiad, et -10 kraadi õues on igati mõistlik temperatuur ja pead arusaamatuks toatemperatuuri, mis ületab 22 kraadi.

34. Sa ei üllatu, kui tütarlaps/noormees, kes on sinuga just vägagi intiimselt tantsinud, ütleb, et ta on koos oma kaasaga.

35. Vastamata jätmisest saab tavaline vestluse vältimise strateegia.

36. Sa tead, et kodus töötamine tähendab, et magatakse kauem ja töötatakse pool päeva.

37. Su harjumus hilineda ei ole enam vastuvõetav. Sul on häbi kui oled 5 minutit hiljaks jäänud.

38. Sa arvad, et sms'ide saatmine on suurepärane suhtlemis- ja isegi flirtimisvõimalus.

39. Ainus koht, kus sa istud ilma, et arvuti su ees oleks, on tõenäoliselt WC....'tõenäoliselt'
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Weight Losing Program.
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a gorgeous, athletic, 19 year old girl dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy named Big Bob standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.

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What's on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are
traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.

The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.

When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."

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Mental Hospital

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'
The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
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In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block,
they pull the rope and nothing happens--he declares that he has been saved by divine intervention--so he is let go.

The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade; he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he is set free too.

They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem...!"

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To the guy doing my wife.
You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?

5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not mentaly challenged.

7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.

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The Light Bulb

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
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Milline on puuraidurite vanasõna?

Käsi ei kuku kännust kaugele.
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[chi]

The Doctor

Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: 'John, don't worry about it.

You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go, John.'
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering, 'John you're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.'

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Võib ju juhtuda nii, et lebad diivanil, vahid telekat, limpsid õlut, kui heliseb telefon:
"Kas poisi tõid lasteaiast ära? Kas toidupoes käisid? Kas prügi välja viidud, vaibad klopitud? Kas mäletad, et homme saabub nädalaks mu ema? Miks sa vaikid, Mati? Aga sa pole mati. Sa oled Jüri ja hinges on järsku selline pidu..."

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Wisdom

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3 72.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14 OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?'
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[genky]

Hahahaha.... see lehekülg tegi mu seljavalust täidetud päeva kohe tunduvalt paremaks http://notalwaysright.com/

Ilmselt jätkub isegi homseks :3
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[chi]

Religious burgaler joke
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is
watching you.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.


Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
Clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined
his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed . 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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full story
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself ashe ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take
off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'

Mummy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the full story.
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2 lammast aasa peal. 1 teisele: "Viska villast!"
"Mine persse!"

2 lehma aasa peal. Mustik Punikule: "Anna piima!"
Punik seepeale: "Mine persse!"

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[acousmatique]

Mida vähem sa selle peale mõtled, seda selgemaks see muutub.
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[chi]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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God the moneylender

A man asking God: How long is a million years to you ?

God : A second

Man : How much is a one million $ to you ?

God : A cent

Man : Can I borrow a cent ?

God : Yes, just wait a second!


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pregnant wife

a guy is talking with his friends about when his wife was pregnant and he is saying: my wife was reading the three muscateers while she was pregnant and the next thing i know she had tripletes.
one of his friends says :OMG my wife is pregnant and is reading the birth of a nation.

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worm in my stomach

with a worm in his stomach goes to the doctor and tell him:'doctor i got a worm in my stomach,how do get rid of it'
the doctor said:'drink pepsi and eat kitkat for a month and see what happens'
one month later,the guy went back to the docter and said:'doctor i still have the worm in my stomach'
the doctor said:'keep drinking papsi and eating kitkat'
and it went on like this for five months,the guys was getting tired of kitkat and pepsi so he went to the doctor and said:'doctro the worm is still in my stomach and it wont leave'
the doctor said:'now i want you to just drink pepsi now'
so he drank some pepsi and five minutes later the worm came out of his month and said:'where is the kitkat'
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her:
"Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked:
"Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked:
"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said:
"Go ahead, Father. Next!"
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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because it's a lot of money. They finally get her into the presidents office and he asks her how much she would like to deposit. She says she has $165,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto his desk. The president was surprised and of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lady says:
"I make bets."
The president replies:
"Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says:
"For example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" says the president,
"That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet."
The old lady says:
"So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," says the president,
"I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady says:
"OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?"
"Sure," says the president.
That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again, thoroughly checking them out until he was sure that there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the bet. The next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduces the lawyer to the president and repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the president's balls are square. The president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his pants so they can see. The president does this. The little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them.
"Well, OK," says the president,
"$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the wall and he asks the old lady:
"What is wrong with your lawyer?"
She replies:
"Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM today I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hands!"
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Avatari-Alucard: tehtud Paintis minu poolt, animeeritud abivalmi dA kasutaja abil.

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Kuulsused:Jüri oli Mõisas, aga eemal Anne Veskis Loopis Uuno Evet Kividega. Samalajal kui Rein Langil oli, läks Jaan omapead Krossi sõitma, sinna põllupeale, kus Ellen Niitis. Eemalt Võsast filmis Peeter, kuidas Tõnu Karguga tuli, Kalevi Kruus käes ja jõi Hillari Kohvi. Tõnis Mäe otsas Noolis Erki Reeta Linnast. Anu läks Jaani Kirsipuud Saagima ja Mart Juuris Jüri Tamme välja, hiljem Meelis Ladus kõik riita
Kui Maarja-Liis oli Ilusaks joodud, julges ka Marju Kuudist välja tulla. Siim Kallas selle peale juurde, kui Rein hõiskas, et Otsasson. Kui Mart tuli uue Laariga, oli Lennartil Meri juba põlvini. Pidu oli täies hoos-Virge Naeris, Tõnu Kilkas ja Anu Sääris edasi-tagasi. Aga Maria tahtis, et teda Rahule jäetaks ja andis Henrile Laksu vastu pead. Heiti Hääletas Mardi poole Sallu, sest Heli oli Läätsed ära kaotanud. Kaie aga Kõrbes unistas, et oleks Peetriga Oja ääres...
Anekdoot on delfist võetud
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[Enriko]

Haha, see viimane oli küll geniaalne.
Et ma ei taha freeloader olla, pakun enda poolt ka midagi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmw2y8dfr2c
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Kord tahtis üks inglise õpetaja minna puhkama Saksamaale.
Ta kirjutas oma saksa kolleegile ja küsis, kas hotellis WC ka on.
Saksa proua aga ei teadnud, mida lühend WC tähendab.
Ta arvas, et kirikuõpetaja on tark mees ja tema kindlasti teab.
Proua küsis kirikuõpetajalt, mida võiks lühend WC tähendada ja viimane arvas, et inglane soovib teada, kas neil on kohalikku kirikut, Wood Church.
Saksa proua vastas oma inglise kolleegile nii:
"Armas proua, WC paikneb idüllilise metsa keskel ainult 2 kilomeetri kaugusel hotellist.
See on avatud pühapäeviti ja neljapäeviti.
Soovitaksin Teil sinna minna siiski neljapäev, sest pühapäeviti on seal suur järjekord.
Järjekordade tõttu oleks soovitav söök sinna kaasa võtta.
Päris tihti saabuvad toimingut jälgima ka sõjaväelased.
Seal on 80 istumiskohta ja seismiskohta.
Kõik toimub kauni orelimuusika saatel.
Akustika on seal fantastiline ja võin kinnitada, et väiksemgi krõbin on kuulda.
Tunneksin suurt rõõmu kui saaksin Teile seal kohad kinni panna.
Mina ja minu abikaasa ei ole sinna pääsenud juba paar nädalat ja see on meile tekitanud suurt piina..."
(delfist võetud)
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